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| if I shattered my phone two weeks ago, taped it up with blue painter's tape and have yet to get it fixed OR even put a case on it. |
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| if I Photoshopped a beard on my new nephew. |
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| if I don't want The Neighbs to move and posted this alteration to their for sale sign on the internets. |
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| if they're still staying in our same town. We were supposed to be neighbors forever. |
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| if I downloaded the Beautiful Mess app so that I could put text and arrows on my Instagram photos... because everyone else did. Now where's the bridge? |
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| if I'm almost 30 years old and still wear my nose ring (and still get it caught on the li'l loops on my bath towel.) I vowed as a teenager that I'd "never change", and this is really all that's left to hold on to. No, that's not really why I still wear it. I just still like it. So what. |
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| if we spent a small fortune going out to see a movie. We rarely go, so we did it in style at Cinepolis. Big comfy recliners and wait service at your seat mean you can eat and drink during the movie. We chose to just drink. |
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| if I haven't been too great at cooking dinner lately causing us to eat out a lot. I know what you're thinking, that pasta looks delicious! It was delicious, and I didn't make it. So what if I'm friends with Maryla who has a new cooking biz and always comes bearing tastiness. She brought us this casserole when we hung out the other day! (PS check out her Facebook page: I Cook, You Eat. It will make you hungry.) |
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| if I still haven't gotten around to posting about our New York trip, or even finished organizing the photos. (What I'm not saying So What to is that I just realized I never ate any New York cheesecake. I'm such a failure.) |
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| if I also haven't managed the photos from my family's visit before our NY trip. |
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| if I've let bread into my healthy meals. It's Dave's Killer Bread; it's whole grain, organic, and non-GMO; and it's delicious. Also, I think that before I wasn't eating enough calories and was hungry all the time. Since introducing this bread, my meals stick much longer. On that same note... |
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| if I haven't posted a Fitness Friday since March 29th! (holy crap.) I should (should) get one up tomorrow. In it, I'll explain why I haven't really been motivated to post a Fitness Friday. |
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| if I spent half of yesterday listening to mostly N'Sync. After the "It's Gonna Be May" meme, I was reminded of me and some peeps circa 2000 dancing and n'lip-syncing to It's Gonna Be Me in a talent show at, wait for it, band camp. |
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| if I decided to cut my own hair yesterday. When I first chopped it, and when it first got shaggy, I had it cut by my friend Jamie at W Salon. She does a great job and I love how she cuts it, but my hair was driving me crazy and I literally have $27 in my checking account, so I did it myself. I'm hoping next time I'll have a little bit more cash and can actually go back to her! |
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| if I'm bombarding Instagram with fitness posts. I feel good about my progress! And maaaaybe it will inspire someone else to work hard. |
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| if that was kind of a lie. I like posting my fitness stuff, but I felt like it could really annoy people. So today, after seeing that my sister in law, Sara, started a separate, fitness-related IG account, I followed suit. If you want to keep up with more than my weekly fitness posts here, follow my fitness account: @fitgosam! |
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| if I took a picture of myself drinking Starbucks in the bathroom after getting a haircut. I wasn't pooping or anything. |
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| if I made Jamie pose like I was taking a picture of him so I could document this evidence of time travel. This man is clearly from the 90's. |
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| if this photo is irrelevant to this post. Look how cute Chuck is! |
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| if my sense of humor resembles that of a 13 year old boy. |
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| if this email both excited me and made me feel special. And so what if I'm kind of a beer geek; Pliny the Younger is rare, yo! |
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| if I discovered my first gray hair, glimmering in the light of an airplane bathroom. Only one shit was given and that was the one that made me take a picture and put it on the internet. |
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| if I was once a bubble-bearded, grumpy old man baby. (That's a stretch. I just wanted to post this photo. Don't look at my boobies.) |
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| if I've over-indulged a bit while I've been in Ohio. To be honest, most of my meals have been pretty healthy... but half a can of spicy and tangy pringles were pretty delicious the other night. |
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| if my teen-aged niece and nephew make me feel old. I guess that's what they're supposed to do. Especially my 6'2, 15 year old nephew who recently decided to become a giant. |
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| if I kinda like this snowy and cold weather. I'm sure if I still lived here I'd still hate it, but for right now I'm enjoying it. |
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| if I have no "so what" for this. I just wanted to share my 125 pound grinning niece-pup. |
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| if I took a picture of a man who referred to himself as Chris the Plumber who said "no photos!" He bought out the bar's stock of Jell-O shots (150 at $1 each) and was passing them out. |
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| if our table gladly accepted his offerings. |
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| if, even though I had a great time with free Jell-O shots at the bar, I kinda wished I was building 3D puzzles with my husb. I miss that dude. |
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| if I said that I was growing my hair out until it could cover my boobies like mermaid hair. (And so what if I don't wipe off Chuck's nose smudges before taking mirror pics.) |
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| if I decided that it was time to hack it off before I reached said mermaid lengths. |
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| if I decided to go for a super drastic cut. It's how I do. |
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| if Jamie got me an iPad for Christmas and it goes everywhere I go in the house. I might need it! I keep my To Do list on it now so it's handy. (Okay, it doesn't always go with me, but a lot of the time it does.) |
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| if I have to put givens on my To Do list. Working from home means that I often put off showering. Gross, I know. Yes, I've been home from Spin class for more than 90 minutes. No, I haven't showered yet. Yes, I really need to. |
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| if the Marsala sauce on my Chicken Marsala was too thick. It was fk'n tasty and a big win that I needed in the cooking department. (Also, so what if my asparagus was floppy. Turns out, our oven wouldn't heat up so I had to cook 'em in a pan instead of roast them like I usually do. They were okay.) |
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| if I ran out of coffee yesterday. I have all of this fantastic Teavana tea that my mom gave me for Christmas! |
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| if I ate and drank crap all weekend. (Or more like all of November and December.) (Onion rings from Neighborhood in San Diego! Their logo makes me lol for realz.) |
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| It was all worth it. (Pizza from Basic in San Diego.) |
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| if it was 40 degrees in San Diego on NYE and I wore nothing warm. And so what if I don't ever recap NYE for yous guys. It involved hitting up our usual spots and lots of food and drinks. See above. |
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| if Down by 311 came on the radio on the drive home from San Diego on New Year's Day and I sang every. single. word. (I worked hard studying those lyrics back in junior high.) |